It's all just constant cake these days

... oh, and sex.

I knew that would get your attention. Or to be accurate, I hoped that would get someone's attention. Then again, maybe I've failed in even that.

I'd like you to come along this Friday to Are You Sitting Comfortably at the Toynbee Studios on Commercial Street, E1 6AB. Doors open 7:30 for 8:00. You can have free chips and cake, and unless you've sampled them aurally (yes, the spelling is important here) you'll be able to hear my take on the birds and the bees - as interpreted by people who presumably know what they're doing. I thought about calling it Conception - maybe I'll save that for when Hollywood calls?

Of course there is always the worry that it will turn out to be some kind of Roman orgy. History does not have much positive to say of the quality of their baking.